Paris en couleur

Vert d'Eau

Picture by Chiqui @ Kong - Pont Neuf, Paris 21.07.2011

A girl walks into a bar...

Picture by Chiqui @ Chinatown - Singapore. 19.12.2010 (ft. Meterina and Skido)

"A" and my newly friend "D" are having a 'little' drink when all of a sudden a random conversation led us into philosobeer:

A: So...do you know why the chicken crossed the road?
D: If it's not to get to the other side...why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Well, because it wanted to be on the other side first before the egg!
D: Stupid but funny.

ha-ha-ha

A: hey...and did you know there are more chicken in the world than human?
D: wow I never thought of that. You're always full of facts. That, I would have never guessed from you.
A: Thanks mate, but in fact....I'm just full of chit.
D: ...or beer. Cheers mate!
A: hahaha. Salud!

///
Chiqui

YET...

A lot of people complain about 2010 and they want it to end fast...me, in these last minutes, I just want to share with you that 2010 couldn't have been better. It was simply great!

Each day a new experience:

• I met great, no, amazing people. Some stayed, sometimes I left but I sure cherish the good memories.
• I traveled to unknown and indescribable places, including my heart.
• I made great dreams come true: Acting, Musical, Westerdok, Singapore, Buenos Aires...
• I created unforgettable memories.
• I shared some kisses. I hugged some more.

They say that laughter brings good luck...

Picture by Chiqui @ Buenos Aires - 24.12.2010

So here I leave you my best one. And wish you that 2011 becomes your best year yet!!!

Chiqui @ Buenos Aires - 24.12.2010

Love,

Chiqui

Big brother is watching...

Picture by Chiqui @ Trouville - France 17.04.2010

...so be careful what you wish

A Size Matter...

An early morning conversation with some Customs Officer.

I-

-Officer (O): Ma’am, I have to ask you some security questions. OK?

- Me (A) (tired, sleepy, paused): OK

-O: Whose luggage is this?

-A: Mine

-O: How many suitcases did you check?

-A: One

-O: Just one?

-A: Just One

-O: Where did you pack them?

-A: At home

-O: Which is, where?

-A: Haarlem

-O: Haaaaaaalem, mmm. Who packed for you?

-A: I did.

-O: Did someone help you?

-A: Unfortunately not. (Giggles)

II-

-O: Where do you work?

-A: Hoofddorp

-O: Where in Hoofddorp?

-A: Centrum (smile)

-O: Seriosly. Which company?

-A: Bluewater Energy Services

-O: What do you do there?

-A: (wanting to say: el ridículo) I’m a Process Engineer.

-O: Where did you study that Ma’am?

-A: Caracas – Venezuela

-O: Where in Caracas?

-A: (here we go again) Universidad Simón Bolívar. Valle de Sartenejas. Municipio Baruta. Estado Miranda. Venezuela.

-O: Where else, right?

-A: (???) Do you know it?

-O: My wife is Venezuelan.

-A: From Universidad Simón Bolívar?

-O: From San Juan de los Morros.

-A: (¿?) Hmm. (Smile)

-O: Where you goin’?...hmm. Miami, I see.

-A: First New York, then Miami.

-O: Staying with friends? Business or pleasure?

-A: JUST pleasure. Yes; I’m staying with friends in NYC and with family in Me-ah-me

-O: Any electronic devices?

-A: Yes, my mobile.

-O: Nothing else?

-A: No. No laptop. No nothing.

-O: So… You’ll meet your family in Miami…

-A: Yeah.

-O: …and you’ll take pictures, right?

-A: (??) um-hmm

-O: No camera?

-A: I got my mobile. No camera. My camera is broken. I’ll buy a new one.

-O: right. The crisis.

-A: (??)

-O: Wait a moment, please.

III-

He goes and talks to the other guy/officer and shows my passport and residence permit card. Both smile.

Then, he returns, gives me the card back and:

-O: Nice picture.

-A: Thank you. I think so too.

-O: Here you go. (Passport and boarding pass)

-A: Thank you.

-O: How did you find this job here, Miss?

-A: Long story short…Toevallig (Just casually, in Dutch).

-O: Oh, je spreekt Nederlands (you speak Dutch). How come?

-A: I lived in Belgium before. Now I live here.

-O: I see…

IV-

By the time I was awake enough to realize I was already set free, this guy starts speaking in a very clear Venezuelan Spanish to me:

-O: Are you a model in your free time?

-A: (free time? Does that exist anyway?) No. (I smiled)

-O: Awh. What a pity, what a waste!

-A: HA-HA-HA. Have you seen my height?

-O: It’s not size what matters. It’s the quality what counts.

-A: (smiling). Who am I to contradict a customs officer?

-O: You’re wise. Have a great flight and come back soon.

-A: Thanks.